No Clangs here, but there truly so much nsfw and that's your warning

[housewolf]

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[notaccurate]

[Outwardly.]

I think I will.

You should too. You've been supporting everyone here, haven't you? You definitely deserve some time off as well.

[housewolf]

I'm not sure I'd know what to do with myself.

[notaccurate]

Your photography, maybe?

[housewolf]

It's my job too.

[notaccurate]

...ah? I thought it was your hobby?

[housewolf]

It's both. I was part of photography club back in college, and I ended up in the industry after I graduated.

[notaccurate]

Well...would you consider doing that to be 'a break'? Or do we need to do some experimenting here to find a new hobby for you?

[housewolf]

[He kisses Luca. Distraction. He can do that.]

I think this is pretty fun, don't you?

[notaccurate]

[Oh, that sure is a sudden distraction.]

Mmm, it is, but you know that's not what I meant.

[housewolf]

You don't need to worry about me, Luca. I've got plenty of things going on.

[notaccurate]

You say that, but I still worry. Even if we've only known each other a few weeks, we've gotten to know each other quite well in that time.

[housewolf]

Oh, now what have I done to make you worry about me?

[notaccurate]

I can practically feel those crease marks in your brow, you know.

[housewolf]

I'm sure you can make them go away.

[notaccurate]

I think I can try, at least.

[He's reaching up to try and smooth them over with his thumb. He's mostly being a little silly here.]

[housewolf]

[ Honestly, he just laughs. ]

Good work.

[notaccurate]

At least I didn't have to get out the rolling pin, hmm?

[housewolf]

They don't come that small.

[notaccurate]

Would my lips be better for the job, then?

[housewolf]

If you're offering, I'll gladly take them.

[notaccurate]

[Well then.

A kiss to the forehead might be the least-horny kiss he's ever given Omi.]

[housewolf]

It's a nice little kiss.

Omi actually manages to relax a little.]

[notaccurate]

[It's sweet and full of energy other than horny.]

I just want to see you happy. Even if it's something as simple as going to the beach, or something.

[housewolf]

The beach, huh?

... I haven't gone for a while.

[notaccurate]

Neither have I, beyond going to the simulation room. And that doesn't compare to the real thing.