No Clangs here, but there truly so much nsfw and that's your warning

[housewolf]

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[housewolf]

I'm sure you can make them go away.

[notaccurate]

I think I can try, at least.

[He's reaching up to try and smooth them over with his thumb. He's mostly being a little silly here.]

[housewolf]

[ Honestly, he just laughs. ]

Good work.

[notaccurate]

At least I didn't have to get out the rolling pin, hmm?

[housewolf]

They don't come that small.

[notaccurate]

Would my lips be better for the job, then?

[housewolf]

If you're offering, I'll gladly take them.

[notaccurate]

[Well then.

A kiss to the forehead might be the least-horny kiss he's ever given Omi.]

[housewolf]

It's a nice little kiss.

Omi actually manages to relax a little.]

[notaccurate]

[It's sweet and full of energy other than horny.]

I just want to see you happy. Even if it's something as simple as going to the beach, or something.

[housewolf]

The beach, huh?

... I haven't gone for a while.

[notaccurate]

Neither have I, beyond going to the simulation room. And that doesn't compare to the real thing.

[housewolf]

We're well into autumn back home.

[haha.]

It'd be pretty chilly, but the sunrise is always gorgeous.

[notaccurate]

Even if you can't go in the water, a walk in the sands is enough.

[housewolf]

Romantic?

[He's teasing a little.]

[notaccurate]

It's fun to be romantic, don't you think?

[He can tease right back.]

[housewolf]

Would you be joining me, Luca?

[notaccurate]

If you're inviting me then I think I have to.

[housewolf]

Once we're out of here, let's ride to the beach.

[notaccurate]

I like that idea. A day at the beach might just be what everyone needs.

[housewolf]

A nice relaxing day out, after all of this?

Yeah. I'll pack a picnic.

[notaccurate]

Plenty of beef too, right?

[Luca no]

[housewolf]

Haha, if that's your request, I'll gladly grant it.

[notaccurate]

I get the feeling you would grant any request I make.

[housewolf]

Try making some.