Two Completely Differet Conversations

[housewolf]

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[housewolf]

[Shh, just enjoy that it happened. Team envy is team no thinking.]

You're welcome.

[He'll hand one over.]

[holeful]

[SOMEONE aught to think a little??? Either way he will towel off whatever needs to be toweled off.]

I keep ending up in bed with people before I've properly gotten to know them. You name is Omi, right?

[housewolf]

[Thinking is not an indulgence.]

That's right. Was it... Fukuda?

[holeful]

Aah.
[He pats the bed next to where he's sitting. Lets have a weird postcoital chat.]

Could I ask you more about holes? About how you came to see how useful they are, I mean.

[housewolf]

We just used them?

[holeful]

...

[Fukuda sits there for a long moment, first working out what Omi means when he says that, and then deciding whether he should say anything about it.]

I think there's been a misunderstanding.

[housewolf]

Was there?

[holeful]

[He

He points to the hole in his head.]

This was the sort of hole I was talking about?

[housewolf]

[Oh

...]

It makes more sense that your partner declined now.

[holeful]

[Well this prompts Fukuda now to reflect back on the conversation they had.]

... What did you think I meant?
[WHAT ELSE WOULD DRILLING MEAN. He's a fool of a man.]

[housewolf]

I thought he didn't want to bottom.

And when you said "partner" you didn't mean romatic?

[holeful]

[Ah.]
I didn't. I work with him.

[After a pause he honestly? Has to just laugh.]

I suppose this is just my luck.
[OMI DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HOLES AFTER ALL...]

[housewolf]

This was a lot of misunderstandings. Um... I'm sorry.

Do you want something to eat? What's your favorite meal?

[holeful]

[Fukuda's confusion, renewed.]

Don't.... don't you want me to leave? Now that you know what I meant.
[That he offered to drill a hole in his coworker's head. And are apparently not down with that kind of hole.]

[housewolf]

You listened when he said he didn't want one, right?

[Yeah, man, you're a little weird, but he he also lives with some very strange people.]

It's fine if you stay here a while. I feel like I keep seeing you on the couch.

[holeful]

[I'm laughing in spoilers. Anyway.]

I did. I think it doesn't work properly if the person doesn't want the hole.

But every time I try to explain it here, people start looking at me strangely.

[housewolf]

[Fear.]

Generally a hole through your head kills people.

[holeful]

You'd be surprised.

[Ominous?]

[housewolf]

I am surprised you seem to have survived it.

[It's not rude if he's the one who pointed it out, right?]

[holeful]

Hahahaha.

[Anyway.]

I'm glad for it, though. My hole has helped me a lot.

[housewolf]

You're very lucky, I think.

Anyway- did you want to eat something?

[holeful]

[Is he? Is he...]

... I could eat. Do you like cooking, Omi?

[housewolf]

Yeah. It's one of my hobbies.

[holeful]

Then I'm sure whatever you want to cook would taste good.

[He's not picky. He is a simple hole man.]

[housewolf]

Leaving it to me? Alright.

[He'll get a nice omelette once Omi returns from the kitchen.

This man does know how to cook.]