No Clangs here, but there truly so much nsfw and that's your warning

[housewolf]

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[housewolf]

[His usual gentle laugh.]

I'm doing my best. I think I'm improving with every performance.

[notaccurate]

You did give a wonderful performance here. But I do think I like your caring side more than your villainy, acted as it may be.

[housewolf]

One of them is a lot more honest than the other, don't you think?

[notaccurate]

Extremely so, yes.

Though...it's not an act too, right?

[housewolf]

It's not an act. This is really just who I am.

[notaccurate]

Well, I'm glad to hear that.

[He pats Omi's cheek a couple times before pulling his hand away.]

How about telling me about some of your other interests too, hmm?

[housewolf]

Let's see... I like felting and knitting. Molecular gastronomy is interesting, but you really need the right equipment for that. I took up photography while I was still in high school and I've kept at it ever since.

[notaccurate]

That is quite the range of things to take interest in. But, ah, photography?

[Of course Luca is most interested in that one, photography in his time is much more of a science than an art.]

[housewolf]

It's nice getting to capture a moment in time.

We have those polaroid cameras from the boxes, but I also have the one I came here with.

[notaccurate]

But there's no dark room to develop film here?

[housewolf]

You can make the simulation room into that if you really need it.

Mine's digital, so I just have to be careful of the battery.

[notaccurate]

Digital? Like those computers?

[...]

Is it here?

[housewolf]

It's in my room but...

[The last couple of shots...]

[notaccurate]

Will you show me?

[Omi your lewd pictures.]

[housewolf]

Haha... I'd like to protect the rights of my other partners. I'm sure you understand.

[notaccurate]

-ah.

[WELL.]

Take some of me to show me how it works?

[And here we thought we would have a non-horny thread.]

[housewolf]

Now or later?

[We just need to resign ourselves to this.]

[notaccurate]

I say take your food with us for a snack after.

[Closes my eyes. This is their horny life.]

[housewolf]

[A warm laugh.]

Alright.

[100% banging]

[notaccurate]

[5 for 5 now, and with incriminating photos.]

You'll have to tell me what to do, I'm not used to getting my picture taken.

[housewolf]

Oh, don't worry. I can take care of that.

Just have fun, and I'll get the pictures.

[notaccurate]

"Have fun", huh? What, do you want me to strip or something?

[housewolf]

Would you do that for me?

[notaccurate]

Well, considering how you want to protect your others partners' privacy, I think I could trust you with that.

[housewolf]

Thank you, Luca.