No Clangs here, but there truly so much nsfw and that's your warning

[housewolf]

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[notaccurate]

Unless he ran away naked, his body got destroyed.

[housewolf]

Fucking where though?

[notaccurate]

Probably wherever those candy bars came from.

[housewolf]

The... vendin' machine?

[notaccurate]

...

Do you think he might have gotten stuck in it?

[housewolf]

I really hope not.

[notaccurate]

[Just. Downing more of his drink.]

Definitely not looking forward to tomorrow.

[housewolf]

Are you gonna go watch? It's brutal but... I'd feel way worse not goin'.

[notaccurate]

Likewise. Even if I didn't vote for him, I still feel responsible.

[housewolf]

... I didn't end up votin' this time.

[Because he was just that confused.]

[notaccurate]

Couldn't decide what to do?

[Luca doesn't blame him.]

[housewolf]

[He shakes his head.]

Not even a little. It's not like we had a suspect.

[notaccurate]

We really didn't. Ultimately I just didn't want it decided by a couple votes while everyone else abstained, so I had to do something.

[housewolf]

's probably for the best. What do you say here... Thank you for your service?

[It was lost in the confusion of it all, but Omi was accused for being a baker.

During the time he couldn't bake.]

[notaccurate]

[Yeah he was absolutely not about to let Omi die for bakery crimes.]

Well. You're welcome, I suppose. And I'm glad you're still here.

[housewolf]

Thank you, Luca.

Hopefully I'll be here the whole time.

[notaccurate]

You, of all people, aren't allowed to die. So you better be here at the end.

[housewolf]

[He honestly looks surprised.]

I didn't know you felt that strongly.

[notaccurate]

Of course I do, just look at you! You're charming, inoffensive, and a good person. You don't deserve any of this.

[He's being honest too. Omi is a good guy and Luca sees nothing so wrong in him that he deserves mistreatment.]

[housewolf]

... Thank you. I don't think you deserve this either. So make it to the end, alright?

[notaccurate]

[He smiles.]

We'll have to try together, hmm?

[housewolf]

[ He'll simply kiss him for that. ]

We will.

[notaccurate]

[Oh hello, he will happily return that kiss.]

Mmm. Is that your way of sealing the deal?

[housewolf]

I don't know how much I can do, but I will enjoy myself while I'm here.

Join me?

[notaccurate]

Gladly.

[I guess they get to have fun again, which is fair they behaved for most of the week.]

Got anywhere in mind?